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PostSubject: Shitball thread   Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:34 am

Zenit about to get their rape on.  pale


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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:56 am

They played well in the end. Would've gone through if it wasn't for old man Carra. Just as well he's retiring, eh? Wink

Even more disappointing a result was the Ukraine Mentalists failure to knock out those black and white bastards.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:43 am

Carra Mad

But still :wub:

Poor mistake to make.


Suarez with the free kicks though Cool

Also I've just found the Suarez smilie: rabbit

So that's now Suarez, David Luiz and Fellaini in emoticon form.



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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:31 am

Rafa slagging off the Chelsea fans. cheers

What a boss. Hopefully they finish outside the top four.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:14 am

"Rafa out!"


Least they've got something other than "Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea!" to chant at the moment.

Forgot to comment on the slicking of Wigan.

Dat Coutinho Cool Top Lad.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:56 am

Play up Madrid, Real Pirates!
Play up Mourinho, Special Pirate!

Fergie. Laughing

Loved Keano being adamant it was a red card when the rest of ITV were ready to go on about the "injustice" of it all. He's mental. Southgate looked shit scared of him. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:30 am

Dat red card. Tasty. Twisted Evil

Possibly a bit harsh, but by no means the "injustice" that so many are crying about. You raise your foot that high you run the risk of being sent off. Simples. The rolling around pretending to be hurt afterwards didn't help his case. Nani? More like Fanny... amirite trolololol.

Arbeloa involved. Arby <3

Good to see Sir Alex as classless as ever. Too "distraught" to talk to the press. What a wanker. Laughing

As is Ferdinand.


And Mourinho is such an arse licker. With his comments. He wants that United job so badly.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:20 am

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And Mourinho is such an arse licker. With his comments. He wants that United job so badly.
Couldn't believe what he said. Would still love him back in England though. Just preferably not at United or John Terry FC.

Should go to City. Or Blunderland. As long as MON doesn't take us down, like. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:35 am

It would be great if he went to Man City and brought Ronaldo along with him. :shiftylol:









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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:17 am

Amazing. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:08 am

Oh Blunderland. Getting beat by 'Arry at the QQ Pee Rangers. Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:48 am

So fucking shit. I just want this appalling season to be over with, hopefully with us scraping survival and not getting raped too hard by Newcastle.

I wouldn't sack MON or anything, it would be suicide at this stage and I still have a lot of respect for him and am desperate for him to do well, but I could see him leaving in the summer tbh. If he does go then hopefully it will be with the fans' respect in tact, I would hate to see him leave here as a failure. If he stays on then the shower of shit squad we have needs a drastic overhaul.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:13 am

Rafa in!

If Blunderland don't get relegated that is.

You need Dong-Won back. Lol Dong.


I just looked up Gyan on Wikiwiki, you see his scoring record for Al Ain? 43 goals in 31 appearances. Obviously that's a shitey wee league, but still what a beast. Could have done with him sticking around mibs. If only for his cheeky wee dance moves.




Zenden Laughing :fp: Bet he's teaching the Chelsea lot some sweet dance moves these days.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:14 am

Lolerpool Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:41 am

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Rafa in!

If Blunderland don't get relegated that is.
Would be my first choice if MON does go. Rafa. :wub:



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You need Dong-Won back. Lol Dong.

Mibs.

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Captain Goat wrote:
I just looked up Gyan on Wikiwiki, you see his scoring record for Al Ain? 43 goals in 31 appearances. Obviously that's a shitey wee league, but still what a beast. Could have done with him sticking around mibs. If only for his cheeky wee dance moves.
Hadn't heard anything about him since he left. I'd feel for him if he was still here, with the football we play it's a miracle Fletcher is in double figures.

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Zenden Laughing :fp: Bet he's teaching the Chelsea lot some sweet dance moves these days.
Classic. Should come back to Blunderland when we get Rafa.

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Lolerpool Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:44 am

Early kick offs have ruined my bets for today. Mad

City - Title race definitely over now then.
Leeds - Colin can fuck off.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:43 am

Southampton Mad

Lolerpool y u do this to me?
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:09 am

At least you're not going down this year.

We'll be in the shit if we don't win tomorrow, just as well QPR and Reading are very much adrift now.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:51 am

Fucking diabolical again even with 12 men against 10. We are so going down, looking at our remaining fixtures I can see us getting a point at home to Stoke but that's about it.

I think a lot of the fans are turning against MON now, at this point I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep if he was to leave. Thank you for the good times (yes, there were a few) but it's been yet another false dawn.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:21 am

Better get the Rafa to Blunderland campaign started then.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:40 pm

"Michael Owen announces retirement"

And nothing of value was lost. AMIRITE?
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:57 am

I have several witty answers to that. You can pick the one you like the most:

"Michael Owen announces retirement."


a) Pretty sure he retired like 7 years ago or something.

b) From what? Warming benches?

c) He gave up football when he signed for Stoke.

d) Guess the only seat he'll be keeping warm every week next season will be the one next to that other prick Shearer on Match of the Day.


Bonus answer: That crippled, glory hunting, money grabbing, medal stealing, bench warming judas prickcunt can go fuck himself. Trying to steal Carra's thunder Mad . Only one Liverpool legend is retiring at the end of this season. Well two if Heskey finally calls it a day. Actually has Fowler officially retired yet?


EDIT BONUS BONUS ANSWER: And Blunderland find their next manager. Cool



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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:12 am

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EDIT BONUS BONUS ANSWER: And Blunderland find their next manager. Cool
I'd rather have that other prick Shearer.

And C>B>A>D. Mibs. :shifty:
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:25 am

Shite-us Shambles. Lols. :fp:


Blunderland are shite, m8. bl8s gonna get releg8s pale
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:26 am

MON gone then, fucking hell.

Timing is a bit dodgy but in a way I'm relieved as I really couldn't see where our next points were coming from. Hope we've got someone good lined up.

It should be noted that I'm gutted that it hasn't worked out for him.

I really thought MON would be the best manager we've had in my time as a supporter, as it is though he's been a massive let down, trying to keep my personal opinions out of it and ranking them on achievement I would say: Reidy>>>>>Keano>Mick>MON>Bruce>Sbragia>Quinn>Wilkinson

Christ that list makes for depressing reading.
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