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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:41 am

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Could have done with Mignolet.
Aye, might have helped keep out Fulham's one effort on goal. Mad 

Theres another years worth of pre-season optimism down the drain.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:45 pm

S'alright, you've got Mavrias now, he'll save the club.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:14 am

And possibly Borini... nah, like fuck he's going to pass a medical.

I'd rather keep him than loan him. Already upset about Assaidi going out on loan and Pacheco going. Sad


Was in work today and had a sneaky BBC Football webpage loaded up on one of my monitors. It auto refreshed and from the corner of my eye I saw the magnificence of The Mighty Dossena staring back at me. My heart skipped a bit as the thought of him returning to Liverpool hit me, read the text and saw he was linked with Blunderland. Surprised

Nothing since.

Was I just dreaming?

Sign 'im up, Di Canio!
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:20 am

OMG IT HAPPENED!!

Return of the The Mighty Bossenator!

Him and Borini? Blunderland are saved. Top 6 finish guaranteed.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:06 am



I love you 

Following in the footsteps of the Greek. Another Lolerpool "legend" joining Blunderland. Cool 

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Top 6 finish guaranteed.
In the Championship next season, etc...

Sessegnon. Crying or Very sad  RIP in peace!
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:59 am

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Sessegnon. Sad RIP in peace!
He's shit m8.






Gonna be seeing this a lot this season. And then again in his Lolerpool shirt next season when he returns home as a fully fledged goal scoring machine.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:29 am

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Gonna be seeing this a lot this season.
Nazi salutes? So that's why Di Canio signed him. pirat 
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:53 pm

Read somewhere that The Mighty Dossena took a 50% pay cut to move to Blunderland. What a hero. I love you 
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:50 am

You'd have to be a mong hero to take a pay cut to join Blunderland.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:21 am

Time to take the Di Canio out of the thread title. RIP in Peace, wiv da Gyangels nao. Sad

Bet you'll win this weekend. ¬_¬
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:51 am

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Bet you'll win this weekend. ¬_¬
No chance. Hendo to score. And probably Mignolet, too. ¬_¬

RIP in peace, PDC. Thanks for the...memory. 3-0 at the Wonga Dome. Cool 
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:00 am

Fuck off.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:08 am

GG

wouldn't think Blunderland were bottom from that performance, was expecting an equaliser before Suarez got his second.

You'll blates  be winning against the diddy teams from now on, starting next week. Hopefully Dossena will be fit to get back into his goal scoring ways against that lot.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:31 am

Aye, was pleased with the performance at least. Still got raped a bit in the end though.

I too was expecting an equaliser. Mad 

Dave Moyes will crack when we drag shitty Man Utd into the relegation battle next week. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:05 pm

That Jacuzzi Kid Mad 

Should have played Borini, Altidore is a useless sack of shit...
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:39 am

Jumanji Mad 

Altidore is the new Heskey. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:49 am

Poyet doing a Di Canio by waiting to thrash the Mags in his second game in charge for his first win. All part of the masterplan. Cool 























In reality though we are well and truly in the shit. Its a bit worrying that this is our worst ever start to a Premier League season, this for the club that produced two of the worst three teams in Premier League history. Laughing 

It's also a sad state of affairs when a cunt like Bardsley can take the piss out of the club and still walk back into the team. I had to laugh when he scored the OG. Shitbag.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:54 am

You have the Pope's support now... or something, wasn't really paying attention to the news but some gobshite priest was going on about something or other.

Lolerpool killed Blunderland by taking their two best players. Hendo and Miggers. Still, loaning you Borini was a fair trade, right?

Dat miss from him the other day...<_<



Get The Dossenator fit and playing.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:33 am

FAB-y -GOAL BORINI!!!!

What a goal. You're welcome, Blunderland.


Oh and Dossena's first game = Blunderland's first win. I don't think that's a coincidence.


FABIO SCORE-INI Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:00 am

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You have the Pope's support now... or something, wasn't really paying attention to the news but some gobshite priest was going on about something or other.
That was the Pope? That old fella living in the art gallery?

Captain Goat wrote:
Lolerpool killed Blunderland by taking their two best players. Hendo and Miggers. Still, loaning you Borini was a fair trade, right?
Yes. Yes it was. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:04 am

Blunderland. Neutral That was like watching me play FIFA.

Captain Mole's red card was a bit harsh. Only sent off because he's Lee Cattermole. If it was a red then Hull guy should have been sent off later in the game.

Can't really argue with Dossena's although the outcry against him is a bit much, looked to me like he was trying to trap the ball.

Going down...can't even beat a Steve Bruce team with Paul McShane in defence. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:01 am

Lolwtf Blunderland, Dossena :fp:

Shite weekend of football.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:44 am

MON/Keano Ireland "dream" team. I love you 

Love them both tbh. Still gutted at how it ended here with MON.

Irish Pirates World Cup winners 20148 blates. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:47 am

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It's also a sad state of affairs when a cunt like Bardsley can take the piss out of the club and still walk back into the team. I had to laugh when he scored the OG. Shitbag.
Beardsley yeah Cool 

You: cheers 

Amirite?
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:00 pm

:lolshifty: FFFS

Beedzley. I love you  (Though he's blates only playing well to get a new contract. Then he'll go back to being shit.)

Wes Brown. cheers  Now watch him get injured in training and be out for another year or two.

And it was surreal watching us actually keep the ball and pass it out from the back. Laughing
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