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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:16 am

Didn't even realise MoN had been fired. Fast-forward through all the talky bits on MoTD and then at end heard Lineker mention something about him being sacked. RIP in peace MON, with da Gyangels now. Crying or Very sad


So who, other than Rafa the Magician, would you most like to see come in and replace him. Realistically like.. .
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:08 pm

Realistically were not exactly spoiled for choice. Possibly Di Matteo. Or Allardyce since he hasn't agreed a new contract with West Ham. (And he could help us sign Big Andy next season What a Face )

Unrealistically, Moyes. :shifty:

Or we should just bring Peter Reid back for a laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:35 am

Lolerpool Cool

Hendo cheers £20m was a steal... <_<

Gerrard with the vital penalty and awesome goal line clearance. Cheeky wee legend. I love you


Benteke does like scoring against the 'pool. Mad The big bastard scared the life out of me with his offside goal at the end. Fuck me.



Rumours - heard on Sky earlier - of Di Canio getting the Blunderland job. League needs more crazy guys like him...

Talking of rumours, just read this on the BBC Gossip section:

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Liverpool will offer captain Steven Gerrard a two-year contract extension and plan to reunite him with former midfield partner Xabi Alonso by offering Real Madrid £8.5m for the 31-year-old.

Oh my, yes please. Do it! The Beard I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:45 am

Thank fuck you beat Villa.

Alonso. I love you Should bring back Heskey as well and have a monkey rabbit strike partnership.

Would be a massive gamble going for Di Canio. At least it should be entertaining. Isn't he some kind of nazi? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:12 am

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Thank fuck you beat Villa.

Alonso. I love you Should bring back Heskey as well and have a monkey rabbit strike partnership.

:monkey: you racist bastard. If all Blunderland fans are like you Di Canio will fit in just fine.



VilLOL wonder where Benteke will be headed next season. He can come to Lolerpool if he wants. Actually wouldn't mind Weimann either.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:10 am

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:monkey: you racist bastard. If all Blunderland fans are like you Di Canio will fit in just fine.
Laughing

We would be stealing all Villa's players next season if MON was still here. Sad

He deserves a lot of credit for keeping us up last season, giving us our first decent cup run in years and for the way he's conducted himself while he was here.

Going to be mental now that we've got Di Canio. Should give some of our shithouse players a kick up the arse. And now I'm actually sort of looking forward to playing those black and white bastards.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:34 am

Lolerpool Mad


Could be worse, could be getting relegated like Blunderland. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:29 am

What a Face

At least we were allowed to have a few shots today. Unlike the MON policy of DEFEND, GET RAPED, DEFEND SOME MORE.

I am NOT looking forward to getting fucked out of the league by Newcastle next week.

What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:39 am

Classic Lolerpool, total domination; 0-0.

Super keepers Mad


Hope Blunderland rape Noobcastle tomorrow.... never gonna happen though.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:54 am

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:09 am

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Hope Blunderland rape Noobcastle tomorrow.... never gonna happen though.
lol m8

Get the fuck in.

My favourite moment was Cunt Pardew celebrating the offside goal. Laughing

We also had two clear penalties, possibly another one, they should have been down to ten men and that's not even mentioning the "foul" on Cunt Taylor at the start. Unlucky, Cunt Webb, you're not going to ruin this derby.

RAPED THE FUCKERS cheers afro lol! Very Happy What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:04 am

Laughing

That "foul" on Taylor at the start after whatshecalled was through on goal. Webb :fp:

Deffo should have had a a penalty for Danny G being dragged down. The handballs looked more ball-to-hand. Though the second one the guys arm wasn't really in a natural position so guess that could have been a penalty too.

Gouffran should have been sent off.


Laughing at Pardew celebrating the offside (but actually onside) goal.


Di Canio's celebrations too. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:25 am

Howard Webb shouldn't be allowed to referee this fixture. Not since he gave that diving fat bastard Taylor a penalty a few years ago.





I could watch those all day. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:30 am

Blunderland. Cool Actually beat Wiggles FC for once and looking good for survival. Di Canio. I love you

Bottom two are fucked now, my order of preference for the last spot would be Newcastle>Villa>Stoke>Wigan.

Bet you're looking forward to seeing Rafa winning at Anfield once again. I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:56 am

Di Canio: Manager, Savior, Legend.



Be good to see Rafa back at Anfield. You know he'll get a better reception from the Lolerpool fans than from the Chelsea "fans".

He better not win.


Probably will, and that twat Torres will probably score the winner just to make it worse. ¬_¬


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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:12 am

I actually think Lolerpool will win.

Torres to score an own goal winner in injury time and celebrate with Rafa. Yoshi with the assist. Believe. :shifty:

Lolsea. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:03 am

Suarez :shiftylol: :fp:



Funny because I watched Seven Psychopaths last night (great film) then today I see Number 7 - Psychopath - biting Ivanovic.


What the fuck was he thinking.



And then he goes and gets the winner. The cheeky wee mentalist.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:48 pm

That guy is seriously fucked in the head. Laughing

Should come to Blunderland in the summer. Di Canio will encourage him even more probably sort him out.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:02 am

Having had time to think about it I don't think it's as bad as the media are making it out to be.

Sure it's fucked up, but is it really that much worse than someone stamping on another player (like Aguero on Luiz) or elbowing someone in the head deliberately. Guess Suarez's basic instinct when pissed off is to bite.

All are violent acts that have no place in football and should all be punishable with lengthy bans and hefty fines but people calling for Suarez to be kicked out of the league etc need to calm down.

One thing I can say is it's times like this I'm glad I'm not allowed on GR. I can just imagine the outrage from certain (most of the) forumites in the football thread. No doubt they'll be campaigning to have him shot.






:shiftylol:


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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:08 am

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All are violent acts that have no place in football and should all be punishable with lengthy bans and hefty fines but people calling for Suarez to be kicked out of the league etc need to calm down.
Suspect

Aye, there's been a bit of an overreaction because it's Suarez.

GR Lolerpool hate. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:50 am

:fp:

Sneaky edit to hide any trace of spelling error. :shifty:

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:52 am

So curiosity got the better of me and I went and had a quick look at the Grcade football thread. A couple of pages was enough, usual jokers posting the usual pish. Some of what was said makes me feeler dumber for reading it. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:26 am

10 games. Laughing

And Mad at the Champions League results. Wanted an El Classico final, with Mourinho winning. Looking unlikely now.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:53 am

Fuck Mourinho. Though another CL win for Xabi would have been nice.

If Barca can't pull off a miracle then I hope Dortmund win the competition.



Fenerbahce to win the Europa league. Dirk Kuyt I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:12 am

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Fuck Mourinho.
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Jose. I love you

Don't even know who's left in the Europa League apart from Chelsea. And FC Basel who I think they play next. And then there's Fenerbache apparently...so I suppose I do know who's left. Anyone but Chelsea (sorry, Rafa) to win.
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