Shitball thread

Didn't even realise MoN had been fired. Fast-forward through all the talky bits on MoTD and then at end heard Lineker mention something about him being sacked. RIP in peace MON, with da Gyangels now.


So who, other than Rafa the Magician, would you most like to see come in and replace him. Realistically like.. .

Realistically were not exactly spoiled for choice. Possibly Di Matteo. Or Allardyce since he hasn't agreed a new contract with West Ham. (And he could help us sign Big Andy next season )

Unrealistically, Moyes. :shifty:

Or we should just bring Peter Reid back for a laugh.

Lolerpool

Hendo £20m was a steal... <_<

Gerrard with the vital penalty and awesome goal line clearance. Cheeky wee legend.


Benteke does like scoring against the 'pool. The big bastard scared the life out of me with his offside goal at the end. Fuck me.



Rumours - heard on Sky earlier - of Di Canio getting the Blunderland job. League needs more crazy guys like him...

Talking of rumours, just read this on the BBC Gossip section:

Quote :

Liverpool will offer captain Steven Gerrard a two-year contract extension and plan to reunite him with former midfield partner Xabi Alonso by offering Real Madrid £8.5m for the 31-year-old.

Oh my, yes please. Do it! The Beard

Thank fuck you beat Villa.

Alonso. Should bring back Heskey as well and have a strike partnership.

Would be a massive gamble going for Di Canio. At least it should be entertaining. Isn't he some kind of nazi?

Portsmouth Parrot wrote:

Thank fuck you beat Villa.

Alonso. Should bring back Heskey as well and have a strike partnership.

:monkey: you racist bastard. If all Blunderland fans are like you Di Canio will fit in just fine.



VilLOL wonder where Benteke will be headed next season. He can come to Lolerpool if he wants. Actually wouldn't mind Weimann either.

Captain Goat wrote:

:monkey: you racist bastard. If all Blunderland fans are like you Di Canio will fit in just fine.

We would be stealing all Villa's players next season if MON was still here.

He deserves a lot of credit for keeping us up last season, giving us our first decent cup run in years and for the way he's conducted himself while he was here.

Going to be mental now that we've got Di Canio. Should give some of our shithouse players a kick up the arse. And now I'm actually sort of looking forward to playing those black and white bastards.

Lolerpool


Could be worse, could be getting relegated like Blunderland.

At least we were allowed to have a few shots today. Unlike the MON policy of DEFEND, GET RAPED, DEFEND SOME MORE.

I am NOT looking forward to getting fucked out of the league by Newcastle next week.

Classic Lolerpool, total domination; 0-0.

Super keepers


Hope Blunderland rape Noobcastle tomorrow.... never gonna happen though.

Captain Goat wrote:

Hope Blunderland rape Noobcastle tomorrow.... never gonna happen though.

lol m8

Get the fuck in.

My favourite moment was Cunt Pardew celebrating the offside goal.

We also had two clear penalties, possibly another one, they should have been down to ten men and that's not even mentioning the "foul" on Cunt Taylor at the start. Unlucky, Cunt Webb, you're not going to ruin this derby.

RAPED THE FUCKERS

Di Canio.

That "foul" on Taylor at the start after whatshecalled was through on goal. Webb :fp:

Deffo should have had a a penalty for Danny G being dragged down. The handballs looked more ball-to-hand. Though the second one the guys arm wasn't really in a natural position so guess that could have been a penalty too.

Gouffran should have been sent off.


at Pardew celebrating the offside (but actually onside) goal.


Di Canio's celebrations too.

Howard Webb shouldn't be allowed to referee this fixture. Not since he gave that diving fat bastard Taylor a penalty a few years ago.





I could watch those all day.

Blunderland. Actually beat Wiggles FC for once and looking good for survival. Di Canio.

Bottom two are fucked now, my order of preference for the last spot would be Newcastle>Villa>Stoke>Wigan.

Bet you're looking forward to seeing Rafa winning at Anfield once again.

Di Canio: Manager, Savior, Legend.



Be good to see Rafa back at Anfield. You know he'll get a better reception from the Lolerpool fans than from the Chelsea "fans".

He better not win.


Probably will, and that twat Torres will probably score the winner just to make it worse. ¬_¬


Vs

I actually think Lolerpool will win.

Torres to score an own goal winner in injury time and celebrate with Rafa. Yoshi with the assist. Believe. :shifty:

Lolsea.

Suarez :shiftylol: :fp:



Funny because I watched Seven Psychopaths last night (great film) then today I see Number 7 - Psychopath - biting Ivanovic.


What the fuck was he thinking.



And then he goes and gets the winner. The cheeky wee mentalist.

That guy is seriously fucked in the head.

Should come to Blunderland in the summer. Di Canio will encourage him even more probably sort him out.

Having had time to think about it I don't think it's as bad as the media are making it out to be.

Sure it's fucked up, but is it really that much worse than someone stamping on another player (like Aguero on Luiz) or elbowing someone in the head deliberately. Guess Suarez's basic instinct when pissed off is to bite.

All are violent acts that have no place in football and should all be punishable with lengthy bans and hefty fines but people calling for Suarez to be kicked out of the league etc need to calm down.

One thing I can say is it's times like this I'm glad I'm not allowed on GR. I can just imagine the outrage from certain (most of the) forumites in the football thread. No doubt they'll be campaigning to have him shot.






:shiftylol:

Captain Goat wrote:

All are violent acts that have no place in football and should all be punishable with lengthy bans and hefty fines but people calling for Suarez to be kicked out of the league etc need to calm down.

Aye, there's been a bit of an overreaction because it's Suarez.

GR Lolerpool hate.

:fp:

Sneaky edit to hide any trace of spelling error. :shifty:

So curiosity got the better of me and I went and had a quick look at the Grcade football thread. A couple of pages was enough, usual jokers posting the usual pish. Some of what was said makes me feeler dumber for reading it.

10 games.

And at the Champions League results. Wanted an El Classico final, with Mourinho winning. Looking unlikely now.

Fuck Mourinho. Though another CL win for Xabi would have been nice.

If Barca can't pull off a miracle then I hope Dortmund win the competition.



Fenerbahce to win the Europa league. Dirk Kuyt

Captain Goat wrote:

Fuck Mourinho.

Jose.

Don't even know who's left in the Europa League apart from Chelsea. And FC Basel who I think they play next. And then there's Fenerbache apparently...so I suppose I do know who's left. Anyone but Chelsea (sorry, Rafa) to win.