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PostSubject: wearghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:38 am

Seriously, just fuck off. How is it possible to be this shit?
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:46 am

CATCH AIDS AND DIE YOU USELESS TWATS
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:57 am

You got raped worse than that lass Adam Johnson pumped.

This is what happens with O'Shea and Brown in defence, need to utilise big Coates to sort that defence out.
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PostSubject: Gus: I have to go now. My planet needs me. (Note: Gus died on the way back to his home planet.)   Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:30 am

The Gus Bus has reached the end of the line.

Thanks for the memories, Gus. I won’t forget the cup final, or the repeated dickings of Newcastle any time soon. (The last Newcastle win probably papered over a lot of the cracks and bought him more time than he should have had.)

I'm sad that it’s came to this (again), but there was no way back after Saturday. Now we can start the usual cycle again:

- Appoint new manager.
- (Hopefully) survive due to new manager bounce.
- Optimistic rebuilding in the summer.
- We go back to being shit anyway.
- Sack new manager.

I personally think that this man is the best realistic candidate for the job:



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PostSubject: Vesp: Haha, you’ll never outrun the 60000 screaming mole people Nood: It was 55000 a few minutes ago. How do you keep multiplying?   Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:30 am

He wasn't who I was Advocaating but I will take Dick. What a Face

Just imagine if we'd have promoted Kevin Ball to some kind of assistant role as well. The Dick/Ball jokes would have written themselves.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:19 am

That was a quick replacement, didn't even get time to place a bet, just as well as my money was going on Steve Kean What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:10 pm

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That was a quick replacement, didn't even get time to place a bet, just as well as my money was going on Steve Kean What a Face

Big Dick always comes quickly. Cool

Hopefully we can get off to a good start by Dicking West Ham and then those Newcastle Dickheads with some penetrating play. It's been a long and hard season, but if Dick does well here then he could have a statue erected.

I'm calling it. Best named Sunderland manager ever.

With all this Dick talk there's probably an AJ joke in there somewhere. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:11 am

Not off to a great start. Dick better rise to the occasion for the next game... Or something like that.


United game today... What a Face  Fellaini and Roonpig.com blates gonna score

afro pig

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PostSubject: Nood: I'm just being told now yeah, it's teh bork's son. Cosmo: Teh bork's son, who's teh bork? Nood: Used to play for the pirates? Cosmo: Shut up you fucking dick.    Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:53 am

Hopefully we’ll keep up the recent tradition of our new managers beating Newcastle in their second match. John Charver will surely be in awe of Blunderland’s big Dick.

The cheeky wee scouser. Suspect What a way to go out in his final Lolerpool-Lolerchester Utd match.

At least Mignolet stopped Roonpig from scoring.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:17 am

Gerrard Mad Evil or Very Mad

Getting a 3 game ban is probably a blessing What a Face

Captain Hendo can continue his reign.



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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:43 am

Went to the Lolerpool All Star (also featuring Terry) game yesterday.

All dem Lolerpool legends; Cheeky wee Scouser Gerrard, Carra, Xabi, Torres (all is forgiven), Bitey Suarez, Reina, Riise, Arby, Garcia, Bellers, Captain Kewell, Super Dirk Kuyt, Ryan Babel ( :shifty: ) and err.. Charlie Adam. What a Face

Even saw Heskey the legend, though he didn't play. Wouldn't have been fair for whichever team didn't get him.

If only The Mighty Dossena, Super Jew and Crouchy were there too.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:21 pm

Surprised

They probably asked Dossena to play but he knew that it would have been even more unfair than one team potentially having Heskey. Anyway, after the goals against Man Utd/Real Madrid, he knows that his work at Anfield is done. Or something.

Rafa-era Lolerpool team. I love you Loved all the exaggerated personalities that the players seemed to have, at least looking at them through internet-tinted glasses. Sort of reminded me of the N64/NGC team (RIP in peace) in that respect.
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PostSubject: New episode in 5...   Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:56 am

What. A. Goal.

Nice to see that Newcastle’s keeper enjoyed it too, although it might seem Krul to some of their fans. Newcastle Jermain second best, we love Dick, etc.

5underland. :mrgreen:
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:39 am

There was football on this weekend? Must have missed that...


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PostSubject: 4   Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:50 am

There wasn't any football on this weekend, that's for sure. What a Face

Although I did come up with the idea of a Grand National (which incidentally, I didn't win anything on Mad ) pirates episode at least. \o/
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:03 pm

That Blunderland defending.. Was like Lolerpool v Arsenal. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:37 am

Fathead bastacunt Mad

Sad dis season is shite. Make it end already...
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PostSubject: 3 (better get back to writing this ep actually)   Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:37 am

Lolerpool. Mad Y u no beat Hull?

Knew Bruce would get us relegated in the end.

Might as well end the season now and get relegation over with. Feels like it's been coming for a long time.

Although after last year's escape, and given that we played all right against Stoke, I still can't help but get my hopes up.

Mibs AJ will come back into the team and save us. Imagine the reaction if he scores the goals that keep us up and then gets found guilty. :lolshifty:
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PostSubject: 2 (almost got the first draft done)   Sun May 03, 2015 3:49 am

Blunderland beating a team just below Lolerpool and Lolerpool returning the favour. The Eeveelution Club spirit lives on.  Cool

Also, welcome to the relegation battle, you black and white fuckers.  pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun May 03, 2015 7:03 am

Blunderpool Victories Cool

Shame we dropped 5 points against West Brom and Fathead's Tigers or we could have stolen 4th from United today.

I notice the cheeky wee child groomer made an appearance today. What a Face

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PostSubject: Err...1.9 :shifty:   Sun May 03, 2015 8:00 pm

Captain Goat wrote:
Shame we dropped 5 points against West Brom and Fathead's Tigers or we could have stolen 4th from United today.

Shame you have the Chelsea bus next. A result against them and you’d possibly still have a chance. Mibs we’ll both beat them and finish 4th/stay up at our rivals’ expense... There’s probably a good bet in there somewhere.

Was good to see Gerrard getting back to his cheeky ways and trolling QPR by missing the penalty on purpose.

Captain Goat wrote:
I notice the cheeky wee child groomer made an appearance today. What a Face

Aye, he looked dangerous when he came on (to all the kids in the crowd m8, lololol). Was nice to see him getting involved in the celebrations before he’d come on, too. Shows that the rest of the team are still on his side and know he’s innocent. Or that they’re all paedophiles… What a Face
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PostSubject: Rough draft of new ep done, just need to tidy it up a bit and will get it posted. 8)   Sun May 10, 2015 8:35 am

cheers

Great win and a well deserved goal for Danny Graham.

Not going to get too excited yet as it would be typical Blunderland to go and lose to Leicester having beaten two better teams, but it's nice to be above the "best coach in the Premier League".

Could've done with United losing so that they have something to play for against Hull on the last day.  Mad  afro

Edit: Robbie Savage is absolutely devastated that we won. Laughing Prick.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon May 11, 2015 7:10 am

Couple of good scaffy goals for Blunderland. Assist from the cheeky wee kiddie fiddler too Laughing Shocking!

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PostSubject: Cosmo: Look GM. I’ve finally been able to make a decent bowl of porridge. GM: Sir, those are cornflakes.   Mon May 11, 2015 10:55 pm

AJ played well again and looked like he was loving it when we scored, too. Probably enjoying his freedom while he still can. Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Nood: I remember, I remember, Shitch, err, Rich, came to me and said we can go for the shecond position, and I say, I say YES! WE GO FOR IT!   Thu May 21, 2015 8:02 am

cheers

Thank fuck for that.

Dick. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

Now we can enjoy Sunday safe in the knowledge that either Newcastle or that cunt Bruce are going down.

Come on you tigerrrsssssssssss
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