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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat May 23, 2015 11:37 pm

Well done Blunderland, never in doubt.

I wish Newcastle and Fathead's Tigers could both be relegated.
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PostSubject: Worker: Get out of here you God damned cats! DML: Mrowr!   Mon May 25, 2015 8:29 am

Newcastle. Mad Thanks to them I can’t even enjoy Bruce’s relegation properly.

We battered Chelsea.

Liverpool.  Suspect Time to bring Rafa back home before he's whisked away by Real Madrid? Then he and new captain Hendo can lead the team back to glory.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon May 25, 2015 9:59 am

Lolerpool Neutral

Stoke Mad


It's all good though, we'll win the league next season now Gerrard's gone because the footballing gods are twisted wee jokers.

I expect a bit of a clear out this summer:

Outs:
Gerrard
Johnson
Enrique ( though I'd prefer he stayed <3 )
Balotelli - if anyone will take him
Borini - still interested?
Lambert
Lovren - hopefully
Brad Jones
Sterling - probably but for lots of money please
Allen
Rodgers

Just hope we don't get rid of Lucas. I'll be devastated if that happens. I him to be the new captain.

Players that need to stay: Coutinho, Lucas, Can, Ibe, Sturridge (if he can be fixed), Kolo, Skrtel, Moreno and Hendo.
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PostSubject: Nood: What about the rape scene? Bork: I don’t think Cosmo will be up for filming it. Nood: That’s why it’s called rape.    Tue May 26, 2015 8:40 pm

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Borini - still interested?

As long as he’s going for a lot cheaper than last year, and partly just to avoid another summer spent pursuing him with literally no backup option for when he rejects us.

Looking forward to the Dick situation being resolved now. Would like him to stay, but if he does pull out (and if we’re not going to try and progress from scraping survival every year then I wouldn’t blame him) then I’d be happy that he’s leaving (and finishing his career) on a high note. Would probably be a first for a Blunderland manager.
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PostSubject: Coming soon, the all new episode of the Portsmouth Pirates, "The Death of a Pirate".    Thu May 28, 2015 8:18 pm

Sad

Probably best for Dick to go now. Not so much for us. At least he gets to go out on a high, and won’t see everything go to shit like it did under MON, PDC and Gus. He doesnt need that.

Hope it was down more to him/his wife just wanting to retire, rather than a lack of ambition/monies from Short.

I will always love Dick now, especially after his reaction after the Arsenal match.  I love you

Roll on Big Sam. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:27 am

Dick's in for another year Surprised

Milneryeah Cool
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PostSubject: Nood and Goat are sailing to Portsmouth Uni in the Canood. Goat: I can’t believe you still have this thing. Nood: Don’t sound so disappointed. Without it we wouldn’t be able to get to Uni. Goat: I can’t believe you still have this thing.    Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:48 am

Dick loves us so much that he just couldn’t pull out.  Surprised  I love you

Good timing too, I was starting to worry that we’d end up with someone uninspiring like Dyche or McClaren (hope he’s working on a good Newcastle accent) or Rodgers…

Milner should be a good signing for Lolerpool, too. This all bodes well for a season of Blunderpool glory.  Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:54 am

New Season cheers

Blunderland already bottom. Razz

Stoke tomorrow... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:50 am

Not losing. \o/

Not bottom. \o/

Everything's coming up Blunderland. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:21 am


Transfer window over. Time to review my previous post:

Captain Goat wrote:

I expect a bit of a clear out this summer:

Outs:
Gerrard. - Sad
Johnson.
Enrique ( though I'd prefer he stayed <3 ) - cheeky fella refused to go Smile
Balotelli - if anyone will take him - was hoping no one would want him so we'd keep him
Borini - still interested? - You were \o/
Lambert
Lovren - hopefully - still here Mad
Brad Jones
Sterling - probably but for lots of money please - lots of money get. And most likely wasted
Allen - I'm OK with you staying
Rodgers - Thin ice, B-Rod, get better or get out

Just hope we don't get rid of Lucas. I'll be devastated if that happens. I him to be the new captain.

Players that need to stay: Coutinho, Lucas, Can, Ibe, Sturridge (if he can be fixed), Kolo, Skrtel, Moreno and Hendo.

\o/ Everyone from my Needs to Stay list stayed.

Take care of Fabi-goal Score-ini, wish he was given more of a chance. Bet he has a better season than Benteke and Ings.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:16 am

Could the Bentekesaurus already be facing extinction? Surprised

Welcome home, Borini. Hope it's more of the same as it was last time. As in scoring in cup finals, dicking Newcastle, and being slick in general. Not so much almost getting relegated, but then that happens every year.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:53 am

It's like deja vu all over again.

Thanks for your efforts, Dick. Shame that the players only raised their game when he had pretty much confirmed he was going.

At least we're continuing the tradition of the new manager having Newcastle in their second game. Hope it's Big Sam, but then it doesn't really matter as whoever it is will just be gone a year later.

Unlike the last few years, I'm not sure if there are actually enough teams worse than us for us to scrape survival. Apart from Newcastle. And Lolsea.

In happier news, here is a scene for the Portsmouth Pirates series finale. Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:52 am

B-Rod gone too.

Imagine if he goes to Blunderland, Borini would be devasted.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:14 pm

Blunderpool losing their managers on the same day. Surprised

RIP in peace BRodgers. 2014 never forget.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:01 am

Noobcastle once again getting owned by the mighty Blunderland.


And another draw for 1olerpoo1. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:15 am

Captain Goat wrote:
Noobcastle once again getting owned by the mighty Blunderland.

Even when Newcastle outplay us we still beat them. Six in a row.

Adam Johnson. I love you Wish I was a 15 year old girl.





lol!

Captain Goat wrote:
And another draw for 1olerpoo1. Mad

Klopp though. I love you  Nothing can possiblie go wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:52 am

Get fucked Lolsea and Mourinho. afro Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:30 am

Loving the Lolsea collapse. Long may it continue.

Too bad Blunderland weren’t playing this weekend... What a Face
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PostSubject: Nood: Is it wrong that I sort of like the ending to Lost now? Goat: …We’ll discuss it further after you’ve walked the plank.    Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:34 am

Pardew > Klopp confirmed.

I'd sure hate to support whichever team Palace are playing next. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:06 am

Lolerpool raping City.  Surprised
Blunderland actually winning a match.  Suspect
Shitland being the only British team not to qualify for Euro 2016.  Laughing
Marton Fulop going to the great Stadium of Light in the sky.  Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:28 am

Fuck off Noobcastle Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:42 am

First Blunderland match I've actually been to in years and it had to be that one. Mad What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:06 pm

Bet you win tonight and Borini scores the winner.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:00 am

No. He’ll get one of his shit consolation tap ins after we gift you the three points. You can also expect whoever’s been playing shittest for you recently to suddenly return to form.

There’s more chance of the Portsmouth Pirates being commissioned by the BBC than there is of a Blunderland win tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:59 am

Bentekkers cheers

Sorry, you played well and might have deserved something. You'll win against Villa.

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