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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:00 pm

At home to a team who hasn’t won since the first game of the season is exactly the kind of game I expect us to lose.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:35 am

Wow, Villa really are shit. Maybe they'll be interested in buying Benteke back... For £45m.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:40 am

Why'd Blunderland sell Pantilimon. Isn't he your best keeper? scratch

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PostSubject: Richard: That ain’t bread… Cosmo: That’s fried bread. Richard: [Deathly silence]    Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:37 am

Selling our best players is an age-old Blunderland tradition.

I think what it boils down to is that we had three keepers available with not much between them, and with Pantilimon being on by far the biggest wages, we wanted to get rid and free up some monies. Possibly a bit risky in our current position, but I can sort of see the logic.

Ideally, I’d have preferred us to stick with Pantilimon with Pickford as his apprentice. Even though his form hasn’t been as good as last season, I’d have still felt safer with him in goal rather than Mannone. Pickford has looked pretty good from what I’ve seen of him though. Although it has only been two games. In which he conceded a total of seven goals. But that was mostly down to the shit in front of him. :shifty:

We actually play Watford on the last day of the season. Wouldn't be surprised if Pants super-keepers us to send us down.

Was half-wondering if Lolerpool would make a cheeky bid for him. Mibs not considering the last keeper we sold you.  What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:32 am

Mignolet What a Face

Bogdan What a Face What a Face

I see you've brought in a replacement for Pants... Harper the Newcastle Legend... Wtf What a Face
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PostSubject: Goat: I was the Shankly to your Paisley. Nood: Me> you then? Goat: :|   Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:10 am

It would be good if Mannone got injured so that we could get to see Harper’s legendary bench-warming skills in action.

PVA. Cool We should sign a left back who can actually defend and then convert Van Arsehole into a left winger. The next Bale. :shifty:

Klopp.  I love you  Nice demoralising defeat for Norwich. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:28 am

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PVA. Cool We should sign a left back who can actually defend and then convert Van Arsehole into a left winger. The next Bale. :shifty:

See also: Moreno. Just can't defend. Play Flani Alves or Smithy at LB and Moreno on the wing.

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Klopp.  I love you  Nice demoralising defeat for Norwich. Twisted Evil

Mental game. Amazing scenes at the end. Klopp I love you Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:00 am

El Boatico tomorrow.

Blunderland needing points, Lolerpool unable to defend or score. Gonna put a cheeky bet on a Blunderland win, money will make the loss more bearable.
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PostSubject: A blue and orange ship goes past. The pirates gasp in shock. Rich: It’s the Irn-Bru ship! Nood: After them! The pirates turn the ship around and hurry after the Irn-Bru ship, shouting and waving enthusiastically. Irn-Bru ship captain: Oh God, not again.   Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:28 pm

I feel strangely confident after how well we played when we thrashed Man City 0-1. And in my time I’ve found that confidence of any kind normally means that we’re gonna get raped.  

In the spirit of wasting money, I've put a bet on Blunderland, West Brom and Leicester all to win. :lolshifty: Looking forward to my £300 winnings. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:09 pm

Irn Bru ship Laughing

Get your money on Borini scoring, he's still there right? Didn't get shipped off with Graham and Fletcher.

No Borini return.
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:56 am

Mignolet doing his best to save his old club, wanker Mad

Don't even win money for a draw to make me feel better Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Cosmo: Let me give you an analogy. Nood: You’ll give me no such thing. Pervert.    Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:02 am

Cheeky point. cheers

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Mignolet doing his best to save his old club, wanker Mad
Clearly we thought Borini was going to have similar ideas.

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Irn Bru ship Laughing
And the BAFTA for best writing goes to... Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:20 am

FFS why couldn't AJ have been fired last week. Should take away his goal and give Lolerpool a retroactive win and all 3 points
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PostSubject: Ginga: Och, what aboot Ginga? Ye haven’t all forgotten aboot ol’ Ginga, have ye? Hello?    Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:57 am

A goal on his last appearance, at least he went out with a bang...so to speak.

All them goals against Newcastle too...somewhat tainted now.  What a Face (Never has that smiley felt more appropriate)
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PostSubject: AJ: 15? I thought she was 36   Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:04 am

Get the fuck in.

Who needs AJ? cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:37 am

Blunderland beat United and possibly ruin any hope of them finishing on the top 4

Lolerpool destroy Villa and possibly confirm their relegation.


What a good weekend for football. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:51 am

'The fuck, Rafa? Neutral

Pretty shameful of Newcastle too, stealing our tactic of changing managers just before the derby. Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:46 pm

I feel so conflicted now. All season i've been hoping for Newcastle to be relegated, but I always want Rafa to do well so that can't happen. Rafa, WTF MON Neutral
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PostSubject: Exiled from their homeland, their brother lost at sea, join two pirates on a quest for redemption, treasure, and of course, wenches. The New Portsmoth Pirates airs July 32nd. “Possibly the most offensive show since the original Portsmouth Pirates” – Nood.   Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:53 am

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I feel so conflicted now. All season i've been hoping for Newcastle to be relegated, but I always want Rafa to do well so that can't happen. Rafa, WTF MON Neutral
Just like when he went to Chelsea. Maybe he's just trying to manage all the most dislikeable clubs in England for some reason.

Dreading Sunday. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Thu May 12, 2016 9:29 am

Well, looks like you've gone and done it again. cheers

And relegated Newcastle by doing so Twisted Evil lol!

Congrats
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PostSubject: Goat: You didn’t think El Boat of Goat was my only mode of transport, did you? Allow me to present to you...the Telicopter!!!   Thu May 12, 2016 9:23 pm

cheers So pleased. Really does feel different this time. Blates going to hopefully scrape midtable do a Leicester next year.

Hopefully Lolerpool can make it a double pirate celebration with a Europa League win and a cheeky Champions League spot.

And now, the piss-taking can begin:















Borini coming through his own window. Laughing
Seb.  I love you
O’Shea looks so happy (possibly at the team being allowed back on the drink).
Young Watmore and Pickford just happy to be there.
Captain Mole.  Cool  pirat
Toivonen...WTF you still doing there.
Wes Brown still exists.  Shocked Get out of the way, mayne.
Defoe possibly getting an erection (who can blame him being in the same room as Sexy Seb and Beautiful Bastard Borini).

Long post is long.

What a Face pirat lol!
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PostSubject: Get fucked, catman.   Mon May 16, 2016 9:47 am

Those pics Laughing

Lolerpool final on weds What a Face What a Face


Argyle beat Pompey in the "Dockyard derby" for a wee trip to Wembley. Plymouth Pirates supremacy! GREEN ARMY :mrgreen:
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PostSubject: The return of PIRATE BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun May 29, 2016 8:45 am

All the finals going the wrong way... Lolerpool losing, Hull Tigers and Fat Bastard Bruce beating the Sheffield Owls, Newcastle winning relegation and Champions League football under Rafa, and now Atletico have been robbed again. I turned it off as soon as the winning penalty went in as I couldn’t bear to see that prick Ronaldo celebrating again. I wouldn’t bet on the Plymouth Pirates winning at this rate. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Shitball thread   Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:44 am

What's your view on the Moysey appointment?

Fellaini to Blunderland? What a Face
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PostSubject: THE NOODIE VARDY STORY – The pirates stand on the brink of the most shocking upset in Premier League history, but can Noodie deliver the goals needed to win the title, while at the same time holding off the advances of his depraved teammate Cosmo?   Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:59 pm

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What's your view on the Moysey appointment?

Fellaini to Blunderland? What a Face

I’m as happy as Steve Bruce in Greggs (i.e. very).

There was no one else I'd have wanted as manager, and he's the best chance we've got of continuity/stability after the good work by the Big Sam. If he can come anywhere near to repeating the job he did at Everton then I’ll be happy.

Pissed off at the FA for fucking over our pre-season though.  Mad  We desperately need signings. The team that finished last year would be good enough to survive over a whole season, but we don’t even have that. We need to bring M'Villa home and sign a right back. Then we ideally need another striker, backup centre half, attacking midfielder and winger.

Would be surprised, but pleased if we could get  afro . Might as well sign Tony Hibbert as well at this point. Can’t be worse than Billy Jones.  What a Face
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